Recent conversations with a certain precocious two-year old...

Pops: What kind of berries do you like? Blackberries?

Riley: Raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, and especially libraries!

Ben: Riley look, it's raining outside. Do you know what happens when it rains?

Riley: You have to walk faster. 

On promotion Sunday at church:

Ben: Riley, did you like your new class?
Riley: No.
Ben: Why not? What did you do?

Riley: I just sat in the back by myself and said bad words.

Riley: (holding pieces of a plastic ring) Daddy, I broke my ring. Can you fix it?
Ben: No, sorry baby, I can't fix it. We'll have to get a new one.
Riley: Daddy, I've been breaking a lot of stuff lately. I don't know what's wrong with me.