The difference between single and married, by Ben

I ran into one of my single friends at lunch today. He asked me what I was up to, and I said "Eating lunch with Lauren, then going to look at gliders." He responded "Dude, that's awesome! I had a friend that got into gliding for a while..." and that's when I stopped him. "No, gliders, like rocking chairs."

And that's the difference between single and married. When you're single, gliders are things that you spend hours jumping off cliffs and flying around with. When you're married, a glider is something you spend hours picking out features and fabrics for, so your wife can breastfeed your baby. But I guess those crazy 2 a.m. feedings, that could count as an adventure sport. Right? Somebody??? Please?