Stream of Consciousness by Ben

A couple days ago my second grade neighbor across the street finished second in his spelling bee.

In my second grade spelling bee, I missed the word "Clerical" because I didn't know the root word was "Clerk" or "Clergy". In third grade, I missed "pinafore".

In fourth grade, I missed the word "Opossum" because no one really knows how to spell that word.

Last night, I walked out into the garage and saw the biggest, hairiest rat I've ever seen before.

After 15 minutes of standing on a chair in the garage with a golf club, I finally managed to shoo it out the garage door.

It wasn't a rat... it was a baby opossum! or possum? or opposum? something like that. Coincidence? Probably so.